Thursday 21 September 2017

Funny Points To Ponder in Hospitality Industry πŸ˜‰

Funny Points To Ponder in Hospitality Industry πŸ˜‰

·         Dry days - good for lazy staff in restaurants...less footfalls.
·    Paryushan (Jain fasting period) - dreaded by cooks as it's a challenge to find right food combination. Dreaded by owners for drop in business.
·         Ganesh festival - absentism of staff and guest too.
·     Navraatri - legal eateries keep open late night but roadside stalls make more business….is BMC listening?
·      Mindspace Area Malad….educated people eating at roadside vendors over gutters/potholed footpaths in most unhygienic conditions. Jago mumbaikar for health sake. πŸ˜πŸ™
·         On a second note….why is roadside food more tastier ?
·         Guest demands -
1.    Chilly chicken with less chilly.πŸ”
2.    Kolhapuri veg less spicy
3.    Khana jain hoga, kanda alag lana
4.    Jain schezwan sauce
·         Sex on the beach...cocktail nothing to do with its theme.πŸΈπŸ’•
·         Screwdriver…..no connection to original tool.🍹🍹
·         Remote resorts fear the “jatra or local mela” for it induces mass bunking by staff.
·         Staff in black suits in garden restaurant…..sweating.πŸ‘€πŸ˜“
·         Indian ladies in swimming pool 2ft depth with sari n dress.
·         Eternal reply for delayed room service order “your order is on the way sir/ madam”.
·         Common food dish explanation by captain...it is red gravy dish ( why cant they they say it is tomato base or red chilly flavored etcs
·         Sham Savera dish with two gravies (red and green)…..makes you think which gravy is sham & which savera ! πŸŒ—
·         Jain chinese veg fried rice….why not eat peas pulav ?
·         Kala Gora….any guess ? It's popular gulab jamun with vanilla ice cream.
·         Khada Chamacch Chai….tea with extra sugar, you can keep spoon standing. 🍡
·         Why is green salad so called when except lettuce/cucumber all other vegetables are red-orange-white !
·         Common question while taking order without offering menu “kya loge saab”
·         Restaurant staff asking when your mouth is full “how is the food”(Dammit let me eat first).πŸ˜‹

·         Bisleri paani puri…..but what about surrounding hygiene (chowpatty, railway station, handler).

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